whats your story

[liambonner]

here you go (lazy people) post some funny/interesting storys here

[Deathvein]

Here are some stories from this summer...

The School

A couple of weeks ago, two mates and I broke into our old school, only for the alarms to start ringing. So we all ran out, and I had to jump off this big wall onto concrete floor. I had to get away as quickly as I could, so I just thought "F**k It!" and jumped. I landed on the back of my right heel, and good lord, it killed! I had to limp up to a mountain! When we were up the mountain, a police riot van drove past, so we just laid down in the long grass so they wouldn't spot us. Since then, I haven't been able to walk properly. :(

The House
This story took place on a very rainy day. Today. Yep, that's right! There's an old house at the top of a street that hasn't been occupied for about 30 years. An old man used to live there, but he died quite some time ago. The windows were even boarded up. So we thought we'd go in there. After spending a few minutes of breaking the boards, we got inside. This was ridiculously scary. We could only use the light off my phone to see! We walked through the rooms and everything was trashed and covered in dust/cobwebs. There were old postcards, photographs and antiques scattered everywhere. Then we went upstairs, and saw old clothes scattered across the floor. After that, we went inside one of the bedrooms. The bed had a lump on it, so we thought that someone was lying underneath it. At that point, we just ran out quickly!

More 'interesting' stories soon!

EDIT: Hmm, these stories seem pretty boring. They were completely adrenaline-filled for me, though! :D

[liambonner]

Here are some stories from this summer...

The School

A couple of weeks ago, two mates and I broke into our old school, only for the alarms to start ringing. So we all ran out, and I had to jump off this big wall onto concrete floor. I had to get away as quickly as I could, so I just thought "F**k It!" and jumped. I landed on the back of my right heel, and good lord, it killed! I had to limp up to a mountain! When we were up the mountain, a police riot van drove past, so we just laid down in the long grass so they wouldn't spot us. Since then, I haven't been able to walk properly. :(

The House
This story took place on a very rainy day. Today. Yep, that's right! There's an old house at the top of a street that hasn't been occupied for about 30 years. An old man used to live there, but he died quite some time ago. The windows were even boarded up. So we thought we'd go in there. After spending a few minutes of breaking the boards, we got inside. This was ridiculously scary. We could only use the light off my phone to see! We walked through the rooms and everything was trashed and covered in dust/cobwebs. There were old postcards, photographs and antiques scattered everywhere. Then we went upstairs, and saw old clothes scattered across the floor. After that, we went inside one of the bedrooms. The bed had a lump on it, so we thought that someone was lying underneath it. At that point, we just ran out quickly!

More 'interesting' stories soon!

EDIT: Hmm, these stories seem pretty boring. They were completely adrenaline-filled for me, though! :D

looks like dv is set to star in his own gta/resident evil game?

[Deathvein]

The Deathvein Chronicles? :D

Here's another story from this summer. I told Jebus this one too!

Lead Theft
Heard of a metal called lead? Well it's worth a lot. So, we came up with an idea to take some from buildings and sell it to a scrap metal company. We did just that. We got onto the rooftops of the shops in our town center, took as much lead as we could, and sold it for £200. The next week, we took even more lead and got £100 for it! Easy monehz.

[liambonner]

The Deathvein Chronicles? :D

Here's another story from this summer. I told Jebus this one too!

Lead Theft
Heard of a metal called lead? Well it's worth a lot. So, we came up with an idea to take some from buildings and sell it to a scrap metal company. We did just that. We got onto the rooftops of the shops in our town center, took as much lead as we could, and sold it for £200. The next week, we took even more lead and got £100 for it! Easy monehz.

it sounds like you get up 2 a lot of mischive

[Deathvein]

Yes, but I have plenty of non-mischievous stories too!

But those are for another time. ;)

[germ1984]

You sound like a budding criminal mastermind! That scrap lead story is a bit Del Boy-ish though!

[exion]

I'm going to refrain from posting my less legal activities, but this one's pretty odd anyway!

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^What I looked like at the time

It was the eve of my return to the UK after a three month stay in Estonia and as per usual I was sat in the park near Kiek in de Kök (I swear, that's it's real name!) drinking with my Estonian metal-head friends, and basically saying goodbye to people...
For a while things where going well, the people who'd made me feel so welcome in the unfamiliar country were keeping up their usual hospitality, I was getting the email addresses of a few friends I wanted to stay in contact with, one of my crazier friends, Jurgen, even wrote out a list of metal bands for me to hunt down (I never got around to doing it though ¬_¬)...

As the evening went on people wandered off home until it was just me, my Estonian girlfriend and one or two other friends, when all of a sudden a bunch of Nazi Skinheads came over... They'd been listening in on my conversation and had deduced that I wasn't Estonian, so they got in close.

"You! Are you American?" one of them said in a rather hostile manner, as his friends closed in from behind.

Expecting the worst I sheepishly uttered "no" and started making a mental note of the closest hospital.

"Good. We fucking hate Americans. Stuck up pricks. We'd kick your head in if you came from there!" grumbled the same delightful youth, I nodded. "So where the fuck do you come from and what the fuck are you doing in our country?" the skinhead continued.

I explained that I came from Wales (thinking it wise to not say the UK) and that I'd come to the country on a voluntary basis to teach art in the summer schools...

They seemed pretty happy with my response and asked how long I was in the country for, so I informed them that I was going home the following morning...

"Then you drink some of this! You cannot fly home without a hangover!" the lead skinhead said quite excitedly and passed me a bottle of ridiculously strong (and cheap) vodka... I took a hefty swig, feeling every drop burn my insides like the fires of hell!

"cheers" I muttered, trying not to cringe at the taste....

"No, You drink more!" they laughed... so I did...

As they laughed and jeered at each other, ever insisting that I keep drinking, more of them came around... To watch me chug down the wretched vodka. After half an hour or so of awkward banter I'd consumed two litres... I was feeling really sick and on the verge of passing out, but fully aware of the violent Nazis (who I'd narrowly avoided a beating from a few weeks before) and the immediate danger around me, so my survival instinct helped me keep it down, and me awake.

This seemed to surround the skinheads who applauded me saying "Fucking hell dude, we don't even drink that much... we where just seeing how far we could push you, you've got fucking balls!" and offered me another bottle, which I declined.

"Look dude, you're cool! you want to hang out with us? We're going to get some more drink from the alcohol shop and then start a fight with the pussy security police guarding the statue! It'll be fun!" the excitable leader proposed...

I nodded my head and uttered "Yeah man, that sounds awesome... but I kinda need to let this booze settle, so you go get your drink and I'll meet you in about ten minutes!" and grinned at them.

They again seemed happy with my response and wandered off to the shop... as soon as they where out of sight me and my girlfriend ran full pelt through the park back to my apartment and jumped into bed and I passed out.

I opened my eyes, but could no longer see... There was a white haze, with faint blurry outlines consuming the world I once knew... The Piano song from American beauty played softly in my ears and for a few deluded moments I asked myself in all honesty "Am I dead?"...

My face hit the floor... No, I was not dead, but I was blind and suffering from minor alcohol poisoning... My flatmates and girlfriend had barricaded my door so I couldn't get to the aspirins (which apparently would have done more harm than good) and I spent much of the taxi ride to the airport recovering my sensory ability. Fun!

So, anyone else gone drinking with the Nazis?

[Deathvein]

Wow, that's some story!

Nazis FTL.

[liambonner]

bumping this thread for two reasons

1 beacase its a good thread
2 beacase i want to hear some funny storys

[James!]

bump again, also if a mod sees, shift it to forum games ;)

[Haza103]

Damn i'm gonna have to think of some funny stories. Most will probably revolve around some Kid/Noob getting Pwned on the PSN, but a good story none the less ;)

[liambonner]

bump again, also if a mod sees, shift it to forum games ;)

I don't really see why this needs to be in foum games because its not really a game. Also thanks mini for making me change all my bad spelling;)

[James!]

Its okay liam, i posted early in the morning and wasn't thinking straight

This thread is one of the oldest on the site and shouldn't die

[Dom]

Wow! I've never seen this thread before, it's awesome! :D

The stories so far have been epic, Deathvein's were criminal mastermind worthy ;) and exion, I am scared sitting here reading it! Damn that could have gone alot worse for you mate.

[James!]

Wow! I've never seen this thread before, it's awesome! :D

This thread is almost a year old and was dug down way far
saw DV and Liam talking about it on the early 'post your picture' pages and used the search button at the top and BAM.

[CraigyBL2]

Not enough stories though, come on Mini I'm sure you have plenty you could share, young man. :P

[RD]

My stories are far too over the top to share...

[pearce1966]

Lead Theft
Heard of a metal called lead? Well it's worth a lot. So, we came up with an idea to take some from buildings and sell it to a scrap metal company. We did just that. We got onto the rooftops of the shops in our town center, took as much lead as we could, and sold it for £200. The next week, we took even more lead and got £100 for it! Easy monehz.


my dad loses loads of money by people nicking lead slates of buidings he insures

[Deathvein]

Tell him to get CCTV or something then, to catch the people doing it.

[pearce1966]

he does

[ardjoe]

Last snowday was a day containing some good stories. There was probably a good 200 kids in Sutton park, snowballing all the passing cars and each other. One car got hit and the bloke ran out of his car and clotheslined this random kid, then everyone started on him, 200 v 1, funny shit.

Also that day I MAY HAVE lobbed a snowball at a little baby in a pram, fucked shit, but it was funny.

Another of my mates got all his clothes nicked and was down to his boxers in the snow lmao!




My stories are far too over the top to share...

YOU ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.

[Dom]

Tell him to get CCTV or something then, to catch the people doing it.

Wise words ;)

[RD]

YOU ARE NOT AS COOL AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.


If you say so. A general overview, I've been in many fist fights, countless knife fights, at gunpoint a few times, been through alot of trauma, seen a best friend die in front of me along with many friends who have died in a number of ways and many other things.

1. Far too many to go over
2. Many are bad memories I'd rather not remember.

[alphabetegg]

we respect that rd, i not going to share anything as my stories sre pretty severe i live in glasgow maryhill prety rough place to be kind.

[James!]

If you say so. A general overview, I've been in many fist fights, countless knife fights, at gunpoint a few times, been through alot of trauma, seen a best friend die in front of me along with many friends who have died in a number of ways and many other things.

1. Far too many to go over
2. Many are bad memories I'd rather not remember.

I can say RD isn't lying, i brought the subject up and have heard some things... besides, theres a tread about RD's latest story

[Neowaldrich]

well... i read all the stories (2 in fact) and thought this thread amazing hehehehe

i have some stories to tell...

1- Some times me and my friend get out of the school to getting around doing nothing and speaking shits... one of this times my friend had the shine ideia to do this... he will walking further and all the guy behind him... with some distance... when he across with some one, we just begin run after him and screaming "take this mother fucker" "let's kill him" hehehehehehehe and the people between us... when we get close, he pull out a gun (fake gun) and say "come on MFs, i will shot you all" hahahahahahaha and the person just came scarry to get a shot in the mess. We did it 3 times... 1 time one girl almost jump in the street... i thought a car will run over her... well... in the fourth time... the police was noticed... we running around to spread out... we spell all and no one was got... but that was really close...

[Deak-in]

Well I thought I'd add my 2 cents to this thread ...

You'll never believe what happened to me the other day in Mcdonalds.

I went to the counter and ordered a plain Big Mac, the lady gave me it, I sat down all hyped up, ready to eat it....

I grabbed the packaging, with the suspense killing me, I teared it open AND ....... The damn lady had give me a Big Mac with everything on! I went back to the desk in a fuming state, pulled out my AK47 and demanded a refund.

The lady had no problems in doing so and in the end we both ended up happy. I got my refund and she ate the Big Mac.

[Neowaldrich]

Well I thought I'd add my 2 cents to this thread ...

You'll never believe what happened to me the other day in Mcdonalds.

I went to the counter and ordered a plain Big Mac, the lady gave me it, I sat down all hyped up, ready to eat it....

I grabbed the packaging, with the suspense killing me, I teared it open AND ....... The damn lady had give me a Big Mac with everything on! I went back to the desk in a fuming state, pulled out my AK47 and demanded a refund.

The lady had no problems in doing so and in the end we both ended up happy. I got my refund and she ate the Big Mac.

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