Tell us a joke!

[Haza103]

I saw this on another forum and it worked quite well. Lets lay down some rules first.....

No racism or anything to extreme, ect. That's all i can think of now, but you get the idea. Now Lets begin........



Steven Hawkings is in hospital with a broken rib and two sprained ankles. He went on a date, but she stood him up..........

[Deathvein]

All my jokes are 'extreme'. This sucks. :P

[Haza103]

All my jokes are 'extreme'. This sucks. :P

Tell me about it, get em all from Sickepedia........... just trying do add something to do if your bored.

[monkeyman905]

Why did the H kill its self....... coz the G-had


Thats ok aint it, if not just delete it

[theColster123]

I got one, it's stupid, I know, but oh well:


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.


(Say it in your head, or out loud to get the joke, if you still don't get the joke, read the spoiler.)

Because 7 ate 9.

[Prospero]

<groan>
Number jokes? Sure. Alright here's a french number groaner.

What happened to the 3 cats who went boating?
Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq... say it out loud, Un Deux Trois cats sank... you groaning yet?

[steedster]

Are we all doing terrible jokes today;), I haven't got any "tame" ones:D.

[wrightandrewjames]

Scott Carson's Goalkeeping Ability. :)

Now for another joke. Nice and lame like the others:

Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have noticed it. :D

[Haza103]

Ok im gonna try a few to liven things up a bit. Number jokes just dont cut it for me im afraid :(

1) I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

Unbelievable what some people are into.

2)What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

3)I met an amazing girl on the internet. Smart, sexy and uninhibited.
Of course, it turned out to be a twelve year old paraplegic boy.
I'll be honest, the sex was disappointing.

[steedster]

1) I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."

Unbelievable what some people are into.



Took me a while to get it:D, pretty good:)

[theColster123]

A sandwich walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

"Sorry", said the barman. "We don't serve food!"