Favourite Obscure Curses

[Elazul]

I am constantly vigilant with my own vocabulary.And as such I try to keep it fresh and entertaining for people who listen to me gabble on about the stuff that I do (Well, it's really mostly for my own amusement)
Anyhoo, I was wondering if anyone else had some strange curses that they use in everyday speech which aren't exactly offensive, just funny?

I've been using Madre Dios a lot lately.
As well as Holy Potatoes

[Andy]

I normally say "Ah fudrucker" when cursing. I think I got it off The Simpsons.

[exion]

This one's more of a minor form of tourettes I have that freaks out my flatmates (and frequently myself);

I occasionally growl out demon-sounding noises whilst sneezing, hiccuping or yawning;

phrases include "Diat'tor!", "Shkrumanush'ka!", "Tjiakator'ff" and other nonsensical gibberish.

[iSmiff]

"Embryo Wanking Bacon Stain"

Now, Thats a one line classic.

[Darth_Eskimo]

I occasionally growl out demon-sounding noises whilst sneezing, hiccuping or yawning;




Lol Little Nicky? :P